me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
Call out post
None of y'all have fight or flight responses. Y'all see a monster and your only response is to
Fuck
just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman